Top 10 reasons having toddlers is like being a frat party

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There's definitely going to be a fight.

3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

Ok, first of all, I never went to college (unless you consider the semester of correspondence Bible college while wedding planning :)) and definitely have never been to a frat party (praise the Lord)! But after reading this which I totally stole from Suburban Snapshots (via Renee on FB), I have two thoughts- 1) I never missed out on college life, I'm apparently experiencing it now! and 2) Do these people know who I am? Because they've SURELY been to my house!! And to read more similarities between toddlers and frat parties, check out the comments on this post as well! Too funny.