Step 1: Have (or adopt) four kids within 3 years of each other
Step 2: Get big and pregnant so you can't hold any of them on your hip anymore
Step 3: Run out of milk (this will be easy since you already have pregnant brain) and give your two year old lots of water instead
Step 4: Take them all to McDonalds playland
Step 5: Lift your two year old out of the highchair to find that a LARGE puddle has soaked through her diaper, through her skirt, and is practically dripping to the floor
Step 6: (Optional) Wonder what the HECK happened and how she could pee this much at one time
Step 7: Humble yourself and ask the nice McDonalds janitor lady to help you clean up the highchair (and floor if necessary)
Step 8: After cleaning up, let her play all over the playland in just a shirt and a boys pull-up because your pregnant brain also forgot diapers
Step 9: Watch as the other moms look on in pity
Step 10: THERE YOU HAVE IT: The McDonalds janitor lady will give you FREE shorts from the lost and found!!!
*Only while supplies last, sizes may vary*
The fact that you are out in public with 4 kids while pregnant should earn you some points for something!!!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness that is funny!!!
ReplyDeleteI would have just thought you were normal!
lol, too funny! Glad you are able to laugh it about it. Just think, before long, you will have 5 kids instead....oh the joys of that!!!
ReplyDeleteAmy, thank you for making me laugh in the midst of my two children screaming at one another as they go running through the house. I know I can always count on you to show me how to be a mom in great style.
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